How do you convert ounces to mg?

“How do you convert ounces to milligrams?”

I get conversion questions like this all the time. There are charts, calculators and formulas all over the internet, but the easier way is…

1. Go to Google.com.
2. Type in “convert X ounces to mg”.
3. Read the answer. It will convert it for you.

(Of course, the real answer I should give you is to multiply the ounces time 28.35. But who wants to do all that work?!)